By J.A. Konrath
DO no longer learn this booklet till you learn the outline, since you may simply hate it...
Private Detective Harry McGlade is employed through an Amish girl who suspects her husband is dishonest on her. Going undercover into their neighborhood, Harry needs to untangle an online of lies and deception to discover the reality. this can be his greatest problem but. simply because Harry McGlade is an idiot.
Lead Harry via a sequence of comedian misadventures and undesirable puns as he traverses the J.A. Konrath universe, popping into many usual books and tales. organize to be stunned and surprised by way of scenes which are simply simple wrong.
It's over 60,000 phrases of Harry McGlade, that's most likely means too much.
WARNING approximately this"Write your personal rattling tale" Adventure
Banana Hammock isn't really a unmarried, linear ebook, and shouldn't be learn sequentially, web page by means of web page. as an alternative, it's an interactive textual content adventure.
This booklet is intended to be learn out of order, reckoning on the trail you, the reader, choose.
Harry McGlade is a constant personality within the Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels sequence. on the finish of every part, you opt the place Harry is going, and what he does. by way of following diversified paths, you could arrive at many various endings. There are actually enormous quantities of variations.
You regulate the nature. You keep an eye on the fun.
Join Harry and a forged pulled from JA Konrath and Jack Kilborn tales, and push e-book know-how to the bounds of interpreting entertainment, or whatever like that.
From the Author
This booklet is stuffed with raunchy humor, and has whatever to offend every body. in case you think there are taboo issues that is not laughed at or made enjoyable of, do not buy it. in its place, decide up certainly one of my different, less-offensive books. but when you love roasting sacred cows, learn on. you will laugh.
If you're a extra delicate (or adventurous) reader, this convenient scale premiums particular different types from 1 (lowest) to ten (highest) to offer you a few suggestion if this can be your type of book.
BANANA HAMMOCK via JA Konrath
From the Book
"Hell no, i do not are looking to get your rattling horse," I stated. "I'm an immense guy, with very important stuff to do, probably."
I became again to fb and persisted taking part in Combville--a video game the place you used a digital comb to brush a digital head of hair, many times and once more until eventually time and lifestyles misplaced all that means and also you wondered the cause of your birth.
"But Amos will starve! there is not anything to consume in an automobile pound."
"Your horse is termed Amos?"
"Isn't your husband named Amos as well?"
"You don't believe that is odd?" I asked.
"Not in any respect. yet my brother Amos unearths it strange."
"I promise we will get the pony later," I lied. "Right now we have to visit the dress shop."
"For what?" Lulu asked.
"For a type of undeniable black matches and an Abe Lincoln beard." I winked. "I'm going undercover as an Amish guy."
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She asked. ” “You know. Angler’s Club. The Bank of Murray. ” She whipped out an Angler’s Club card, a big picture of a walleye on it. Something about this was kind of fishy. “Hold on a second, babydoll,” I said, holding up my palm. “I haven’t actually taken the case yet. ” Should Harry take the case? If so, click here. If he should keep playing Combville, click here We walked out of my office, onto the city street. It was buzzing with electricity, and ComEd was there with a group of technicians and paramedics, trying to protect people from getting shocks and third-degree burns.
I shrugged. ” “That’s a lot of money for me, Mr. McGlade. ” That probably explained the bonnet. And the Kiss Me I’m Amish button she wore. Which was odd, because I thought the Amish didn’t wear buttons. ” “I’m from Indiana. We have a farming community near Gary. ” I glanced at her hands, trying to imagine her strong, firm, insistent grip, and wondering how she managed to keep her fake nails from falling off. “A milkmaid? Can you prove it to me? ” “No, I can’t. ” “That’s a lot of tripe,” I declared.
Banana Hammock (Jack Daniels Thrillers) by J.A. Konrath