Download e-book for iPad: Baby's First Book of Seriously Fucked-up Shit by Robert Devereaux

By Robert Devereaux

ISBN-10: 1936383500

ISBN-13: 9781936383504

From an orgy among God, devil, Adam and Eve to good looks pageants for fetuses. From a huge human-absorbing tongue to a spot the place God is within the eyes of the psychopathic. this can be a social gathering on the furthest limits of human decency and cruelty. Robert Devereaux is your host yet be careful, he is spiked the punch with medications, intercourse, and dismemberment. Deadite Press is proud to provide ten tales of the unusual, the gross, and the simply undeniable fucked up from some of the most unique voices in horror - Robert Devereaux.

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Not two minutes later, Annie and me were free of all fetter and jouncing the fuck out of her springs (they’d suffered a load of jouncing) right there on her mung-stenched bed by a 13 Robert Devereaux wide-open window that let out onto the main street. Many’s the time me and my friends’d loiter beneath that window, listening to some cowpoke grunt his wages into good old Annie Plowright, blazing a trail to heaven. Now ’twas me that clambered up her cumulus flesh, hand over fist, approaching the pearly gates of here-I-come-Jesus.

Kyle’s face, she thought, might even be considered handsome in a perverse geriatric way. A thrill coursed through her. If his memories and the telling of them lived up to this preamble, she might come away with not just something for her archives but an honest-to-God spoken-word recording. She might even spark the interest of a documentarian, a pro like Chip Kendall, whom she had met and bedded in Waco at a conference the summer before. “I like your apartment, Mr. ” He dismissed it with a gesture.

Tiffany’s panties were sopping. She rose to remove them, unhooking and discarding her bra as she stood. “Jake somehow straddled that whomp of flame. ’Twas almost as though his spirit rode straight into me. He gave me staying power, a pleasing technique (or so they tell me), and an abiding love for all womankind, for the mystery of them and for their magic. Your magic, my dear Tiffany. That’s right. You don’t need those panties anymore. ” 20 Baby’s First Book of Seriously Fucked-Up Shit Tiffany felt the yield of tufted carpet beneath her feet as she walked to Kyle, stood before him, reached both hands beneath her belly and kneaded herself.

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